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How to lose a woman in 7 days (pamphlet)

Day 1: INDIFFERENCE. After a night together, you leave her place without embracing or telling something sweet. Afterwards, you don't call her at all or answer to any messages. Be cold! Right, you are doing right! Keep the distance and be cold, because women get upset but you shouldn't care. You are a "man" and you can not say directly your opinions, you just disappear.
Day 2: KEEP THE POSITION. Of course you are not an asshole and you will call her the next day: "Hey, sweetie, I saw your messages, thank you, I was busy. I will call you later.Bye". Obviously, you don't make that call.
Day 3: ROMANTICISM. Write her a message and say how much you need her to come to your place. Definitely she will come and that is what she is going to see: bunches of empty beer cups, pizza boxes, socks on the table and floor, cigarette smoke and you watching football - just love in the air.
Day 4: LOVE. You go out to get wasted with your friends and after midnight you call her, because you feel the need to see her and the flames of love are burning inside of you. Such lovely, much drunk! But wait...this is not the happy end already! Next day = big hangover = no clues about yesterday night!
Day 5: PERFECT WOMAN. As you are hanging out together, you compliment other women and don't lose any moment to tell her about your favorite model making at the same time dirty and  perverted jokes. Cool story bro'! Women like so much to listen your sexual fantasies when you are outdoors.
Day 6: DINNER. You invited her for a dinner at 8 pm. Remember: women start to prepare at least one hour before the event. You will call her at 7:30, when she will be already dressed and perfumed: "Sweetie, tonight I should go out with my job mates. I completely forgot that we have a job-party." Yeah, of course you forgot and of course you can not make any exception!
Day 7: BRACE YOURSELF! You lost her! The good side: you will not waste too many resources anymore! :D And, yeah...now you can have a relationship with your mates! Good job :* :*

(Thank you, Cristina Mirza :* )

Relationship or Friend zone?!

         

              When people talk about relationships I’m getting really confused. Some people get into a relation after some days since they first met, others – after a long friendly period together. But a lot of us just put people they like into friend zone, because we are looking for a strong body, big boobs or great penis. I just don’t understand: it's not a real relationship based on friendship and on the possibility to spend the time together in a really pleasant way? What is the difference between a pair and good friends (excepting sex)?

              I think that’s a good start point for a social debate and I would like to start with my opinion. When I was 16, I was looking for taller guys with great faces wishing about a date with this kind of dolls and I had it! The result was a big deception, because when you don’t have what to talk about with this person, when he can’t surprise you and take you into new interesting topics, when his eyes talk about: hey honey, let’s go to the bed, but not about: hey, you know, I like you, let’s have cool adventures together, after that we can wake up together… no point to involve yourself in this kind of relation. I think that the better boyfriend or girlfriend is that person, about you can say: he/she is my best friend!

           Now I’m 19, really close to 20, I don’t have too much experience with “pair life”, but maybe because of that I was able to make a lot of observations being able to make the difference between a doll and a man/woman, even if I err as everybody does. Of course you can’t define how real men or women are, because every person has personal standarts. But, everyone is looking for 3 general qualities: honesty, sense of humor and generosity. I would say that’s the perfect description of our best friend! So, maybe we should ask ourselves and think before banishing someone into the FRIEND ZONE…