How to lose a woman in 7 days (pamphlet)

Day 1: INDIFFERENCE. After a night together, you leave her place without embracing or telling something sweet. Afterwards, you don't call her at all or answer to any messages. Be cold! Right, you are doing right! Keep the distance and be cold, because women get upset but you shouldn't care. You are a "man" and you can not say directly your opinions, you just disappear.
Day 2: KEEP THE POSITION. Of course you are not an asshole and you will call her the next day: "Hey, sweetie, I saw your messages, thank you, I was busy. I will call you later.Bye". Obviously, you don't make that call.
Day 3: ROMANTICISM. Write her a message and say how much you need her to come to your place. Definitely she will come and that is what she is going to see: bunches of empty beer cups, pizza boxes, socks on the table and floor, cigarette smoke and you watching football - just love in the air.
Day 4: LOVE. You go out to get wasted with your friends and after midnight you call her, because you feel the need to see her and the flames of love are burning inside of you. Such lovely, much drunk! But wait...this is not the happy end already! Next day = big hangover = no clues about yesterday night!
Day 5: PERFECT WOMAN. As you are hanging out together, you compliment other women and don't lose any moment to tell her about your favorite model making at the same time dirty and  perverted jokes. Cool story bro'! Women like so much to listen your sexual fantasies when you are outdoors.
Day 6: DINNER. You invited her for a dinner at 8 pm. Remember: women start to prepare at least one hour before the event. You will call her at 7:30, when she will be already dressed and perfumed: "Sweetie, tonight I should go out with my job mates. I completely forgot that we have a job-party." Yeah, of course you forgot and of course you can not make any exception!
Day 7: BRACE YOURSELF! You lost her! The good side: you will not waste too many resources anymore! :D And, yeah...now you can have a relationship with your mates! Good job :* :*

(Thank you, Cristina Mirza :* )